These are really funny! Your website is great to look at to get some good laughs… I liked all the stretch vehicles too! -NJ
And there you have it! Who could possibly add anything intelligent to something already so erudite? Especially the county ad. Very wise placement of funds if you ask me. LOL Hi Rob, hope you are well and still basking in the glow of your wonderful award!! 🙂
“See the dumpster get emptied on Thursdays”!!!??? Oh my gosh, sign me up for that one for sure! HA HA HA HA HA HA! 😀
10:00 am - 2:00 pm Easter Brunch at Inn on the Square March 31 @ 10:00 am - 2:00 pm Easter Brunch at Inn on the Square Join us for Easter Brunch in the Cambridge Chophouse. Reservations are required. Call us at 864-330-1010.
10:30 am - 1:30 pm Easter Sunday Celebration March 31 @ 10:30 am - 1:30 pm Easter Sunday Celebration Join us for our Easter Sunday Resurrection Celebration!! We will worship our Risen Savior in song and the preaching of the Word. This is the time of year that we celebrate the greatest event in history. We look forward to worshipping with you Easter Sunday, March 31 at 10:30am!!!https://www.facebook.com/events/1212803339681561/
5:30 pm - 8:30 pm Community Lecture Series: A Long Walk to Church April 2 @ 5:30 pm - 8:30 pm Community Lecture Series: A Long Walk to Church The community is invited to join Lander University and the Arts Center of Greenwood for the sixth and last installment of the 2023-24 Community Lecture Series on Tuesday, April 2, at the Arts Center. Professor of Spanish Dr. Carlos Mentley will give a talk titled “A Long Walk to Church: The Camino de Santiago Today.”…
5:30 pm - 7:00 pm “A Long Walk to Church: The Camino de Santiago Today” by Dr. Carlos Mentley April 2 @ 5:30 pm - 7:00 pm “A Long Walk to Church: The Camino de Santiago Today” by Dr. Carlos Mentley Lander University Community Lecture Series: “A Long Walk to Church: The Camino de Santiago Today” by Dr. Carlos Mentley Date: Tuesday, April 2 Time: 5:30 - 7:00 pm (refreshments and libations available @ 5:30 pm, lecture begins @ 6:00 pm) Address: The Arts Center of Greenwood, 120 Main Street, Greenwood, SC 29646 Admission: FREE &…
6:00 pm - 10:00 pm THURSDAY IS CHESS DAY April 4 @ 6:00 pm - 10:00 pm THURSDAY IS CHESS DAY THURSDAY IS CHESS DAY "Chess Doors Open" from 6 pm to 10 pm. All are welcome to visit or drop in anytime. All ages, skill levels, and experiences are welcome and encouraged. Play OTB (over-the-board) on the original board of education! Bring a friend or make a friend. Free, Fun, and Family-Friendly. Play social-hobby-casual chess…
6:00 pm - 8:00 pm Spring Concert Series at West End Park – April 2024 Edition April 4 @ 6:00 pm - 8:00 pm Spring Concert Series at West End Park – April 2024 Edition 🎶 Join us for the West End Park Spring Concert Series! 📅 Mark your calendars for the following dates: Madison Medlin: April 4th, 2024, 6-8PM The Southern Travelers: April 11th, 2024, 6-8PM Praise Time with Larry Freeland & Larry Roark: April 18th, 2024, 6-8PM John Lake & Ella Pulley: April 25th, 2024, 6-8PM 📍 Address:…
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm Greenwood Chess Club April 4 @ 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm Greenwood Chess Club Greenwood Chess Club free play. All ages and skill levels welcome.
5:00 pm - 7:00 pm First Fridays Abbeville, SC April 5 @ 5:00 pm - 7:00 pm First Fridays Abbeville, SC Come Dine in Downtown Abbeville, visit our shops, and get together with friends as we enjoy a night on the town with later hours, specials and a fun giveaway!
2024-04-06 96 Crossroads 96 Crossroads April 6 @ 9:00 am - April 7 @ 3:00 pm 96 Crossroads Mark your calendars for our annual 96 Crossroads. Activities and demonstrations will include: • Performances by Fiddlin’ Hayley King • Special Presentation “Regulators, SC Backcountry Crimestoppers!” • Colonial Blacksmithing and Medicine • Children’s Activities and Games • Colonial Textiles and Cooking • Weapons Demonstrations • Militia Encampments • Ranger Tours A more detailed schedule will…
8:00 pm MODERN RELIC live at PORT GRILL in WATERLOO SC April 6 @ 8:00 pm MODERN RELIC live at PORT GRILL in WATERLOO SC MODERN RELIC returns in the Spring to PORT GRILL in Waterloo SC right off Lake Greenwood!! We’re bringing a retro time travel rock n roll extravaganza to the town of Waterloo that has proven every year that we play there that they love Rock n Roll!!
8:30 pm Boggs Brothers Band @ Sportsbreak April 6 @ 8:30 pm Boggs Brothers Band @ Sportsbreak Come out for a night of fun, live music and great food.
2024-04-11 Uptown Art Walk Uptown Art Walk April 11 @ 9:00 pm - April 12 @ 12:00 am Uptown Art Walk FREE & OPEN TO THE COMMUNITY Thursday, April 11 @ 5:00 - 8:00 pm Uptown Greenwood and Lander University Art + Design partner to host a fourth annual community event celebrating student art, local art venues, libations and local food truck fare! Art Venues: The Museum (106 Main Street) - Greenwood Artist Guild: Spring Show…
2024-04-11 PAINT PARTY PAINT PARTY April 11 @ 9:00 pm - April 12 @ 12:00 am PAINT PARTY Come enjoy fruit smoothies and acrylic painting at the 96 Depot. FUNDRAISER FOR FESTIVAL OF STARS. $20https://www.facebook.com/events/1077107586735196/
6:00 pm - 10:00 pm THURSDAY IS CHESS DAY April 11 @ 6:00 pm - 10:00 pm THURSDAY IS CHESS DAY THURSDAY IS CHESS DAY "Chess Doors Open" from 6 pm to 10 pm. All are welcome to visit or drop in anytime. All ages, skill levels, and experiences are welcome and encouraged. Play OTB (over-the-board) on the original board of education! Bring a friend or make a friend. Free, Fun, and Family-Friendly. Play social-hobby-casual chess…
6:00 pm - 8:00 pm Spring Concert Series at West End Park – April 2024 Edition April 11 @ 6:00 pm - 8:00 pm Spring Concert Series at West End Park – April 2024 Edition 🎶 Join us for the West End Park Spring Concert Series! 📅 Mark your calendars for the following dates: Madison Medlin: April 4th, 2024, 6-8PM The Southern Travelers: April 11th, 2024, 6-8PM Praise Time with Larry Freeland & Larry Roark: April 18th, 2024, 6-8PM John Lake & Ella Pulley: April 25th, 2024, 6-8PM 📍 Address:…
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm Greenwood Chess Club April 11 @ 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm Greenwood Chess Club Greenwood Chess Club free play. All ages and skill levels welcome.
2024-04-13 Frankly Scarlet: The Ultimate Grateful Dead Experience Frankly Scarlet: The Ultimate Grateful Dead Experience April 13 @ 11:30 pm - April 14 @ 2:30 am Frankly Scarlet: The Ultimate Grateful Dead Experience Calling all Deadheads! Join the Abbeville Opera House on April 13th for Frankly Scarlet, the Ultimate Grateful Dead Experience.https://www.facebook.com/events/770993757962551/
1:00 pm - 4:00 pm Greenwood Cars & Caffeine April 2024 April 13 @ 1:00 pm - 4:00 pm Greenwood Cars & Caffeine April 2024 Greenwood Cars & Caffeine Join local car enthusiasts for our FREE Saturday morning cruise-in. We welcome all kinds of cool cars. All makes, models, and types of cars are welcome! Also, there will be food and door prizes!
7:30 pm Grass in the Wood April 13 @ 7:30 pm Grass in the Wood We have a NEW DATE……APRIL 13 at 7:30 pm. Come and enjoy a night of wonderful music and entertainment with some wonderful artists. Plus ALL I met sales go to CMN Children’s Miracle Network. Thanks in advance.
2024-04-13 Frankly Scarlet: The Ultimate Grateful Dead Experience Frankly Scarlet: The Ultimate Grateful Dead Experience
6:30 pm Greenwood Film Society April April 16 @ 6:30 pm Greenwood Film Society April The Greenwood Film Society’s next meeting is Tuesday, April 16, as always, upstairs at Good Times Brewing (right next to Millhouse Pizza on Maxwell Ave.). Admission is free; newcomers welcome. We will be watching The Intruder (1962; 83 minutes, directed by Roger Corman, starring William Shatner). Duck and Cover (1952; 9 minutes, directed by Anthony Rizzo) - a short civil…
6:00 pm - 10:00 pm THURSDAY IS CHESS DAY April 18 @ 6:00 pm - 10:00 pm THURSDAY IS CHESS DAY THURSDAY IS CHESS DAY "Chess Doors Open" from 6 pm to 10 pm. All are welcome to visit or drop in anytime. All ages, skill levels, and experiences are welcome and encouraged. Play OTB (over-the-board) on the original board of education! Bring a friend or make a friend. Free, Fun, and Family-Friendly. Play social-hobby-casual chess…
6:00 pm - 8:00 pm Spring Concert Series at West End Park – April 2024 Edition April 18 @ 6:00 pm - 8:00 pm Spring Concert Series at West End Park – April 2024 Edition 🎶 Join us for the West End Park Spring Concert Series! 📅 Mark your calendars for the following dates: Madison Medlin: April 4th, 2024, 6-8PM The Southern Travelers: April 11th, 2024, 6-8PM Praise Time with Larry Freeland & Larry Roark: April 18th, 2024, 6-8PM John Lake & Ella Pulley: April 25th, 2024, 6-8PM 📍 Address:…
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm Greenwood Chess Club April 18 @ 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm Greenwood Chess Club Greenwood Chess Club free play. All ages and skill levels welcome.
2024-04-19 Fish Bonz General Store & Tackle Fish Bonz General Store & Tackle April 19 @ 10:00 pm - April 20 @ 1:00 am Fish Bonz General Store & Tackle Debut at Fish Bonz!
4:00 pm - 8:00 pm Greenwood County Farmer’s Market Plant Sale April 19 @ 4:00 pm - 8:00 pm Greenwood County Farmer’s Market Plant Sale Friday 19th..12-4.....Saturday 20th..8-12... https://www.facebook.com/events/1372719510029529/
9:00 am Race the Helix – Upstate April 20 @ 9:00 am Race the Helix – Upstate It's GGC's 50th anniversary and the 10th annual Race the Helix - Upstate! Gonna be a great time! 5K Race or 1 mile run/walk at beautiful Lake Conestee Nature Park in Greenville, SC All proceeds benefit the GGC Foundation's GGC Cares Fund providing financial assistance for genetic cervices, testing, and treatments for families in need.
10:00 am - 1:00 pm Piedmont Technical College 3rd Annual Car Show April 20 @ 10:00 am - 1:00 pm Piedmont Technical College 3rd Annual Car Show Mark your calendars - More details to come!https://www.facebook.com/events/1371967607023003/
11:00 am Boggs Brothers Band @ Lakelands Battle of the Bands April 20 @ 11:00 am Boggs Brothers Band @ Lakelands Battle of the Bands Mark your calenders now, we are going to doing a battle of the bands, so come out and help support the event and vote for favorite band.
1:00 pm - 6:00 pm Earth Into Art Sale 2024 April 20 @ 1:00 pm - 6:00 pm Earth Into Art Sale 2024 FREE & OPEN TO THE PUBLIC Saturday, April 20 @ 9:00 am - 2:00 pm The Arts Center of Greenwood will partner with four local art guilds including the Greenwood Area Studio Potters, Greenwood Artist Guild, Greenwood Woodworkers Guild and the Dolores Von Rosen Basketry Guild to present a fourth annual "Earth Into Art" sale…
2:00 pm - 5:00 pm Piedmont Technical College 3rd Annual Car Show April 20 @ 2:00 pm - 5:00 pm Piedmont Technical College 3rd Annual Car Show Mark your calendars - More details to come!https://www.facebook.com/events/1371967607023003/
6:00 pm - 7:30 pm Wellness Group April 24 @ 6:00 pm - 7:30 pm Wellness Group Are you feeling stressed, anxious, or overwhelmed? If so, we have an incredible opportunity for you. Gravity Counseling Group has a free wellness group. Meet us every fourth Wednesday of the month for a community of healing, support, and empowerment.
6:00 pm - 10:00 pm THURSDAY IS CHESS DAY April 25 @ 6:00 pm - 10:00 pm THURSDAY IS CHESS DAY THURSDAY IS CHESS DAY "Chess Doors Open" from 6 pm to 10 pm. All are welcome to visit or drop in anytime. All ages, skill levels, and experiences are welcome and encouraged. Play OTB (over-the-board) on the original board of education! Bring a friend or make a friend. Free, Fun, and Family-Friendly. Play social-hobby-casual chess…
6:00 pm - 8:00 pm Spring Concert Series at West End Park – April 2024 Edition April 25 @ 6:00 pm - 8:00 pm Spring Concert Series at West End Park – April 2024 Edition 🎶 Join us for the West End Park Spring Concert Series! 📅 Mark your calendars for the following dates: Madison Medlin: April 4th, 2024, 6-8PM The Southern Travelers: April 11th, 2024, 6-8PM Praise Time with Larry Freeland & Larry Roark: April 18th, 2024, 6-8PM John Lake & Ella Pulley: April 25th, 2024, 6-8PM 📍 Address:…
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm Greenwood Chess Club April 25 @ 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm Greenwood Chess Club Greenwood Chess Club free play. All ages and skill levels welcome.
2024-04-26 Hodges OUTDOOR Spring Festival Hodges OUTDOOR Spring Festival April 26 @ 9:00 pm - April 28 @ 2:00 am Hodges OUTDOOR Spring Festival Save the Date: Live music, Crafts, Carnival Rides, Food Trucks & MORE! 🌷🌼🍃
2024-04-26 Cheesecake Tasting Cheesecake Tasting April 26 @ 11:00 pm - April 27 @ 1:00 am Cheesecake Tasting Indulge in blissful bites. Come and unleash your taste adventure at our cheesecake extravaganza! Includes cheesecake samples paired with wine and a slice of your favorite to savor later. Limited Tickets Available Through April 20th
5:00 pm Hodges Spring Festival April 26 @ 5:00 pm Hodges Spring Festival Bring your lawn chair and come out and enjoy the spring weather with an evening of live music.
9:00 pm Sports Break April 26 @ 9:00 pm Sports Break Jackson & The Post Hole Diggers are coming to Greenwood at the best place in town! Come have dinner and stay for the show!
4:00 pm - 6:00 pm Cheesecake Tasting April 27 @ 4:00 pm - 6:00 pm Cheesecake Tasting Indulge in blissful bites. Come and unleash your taste adventure at our cheesecake extravaganza! Includes cheesecake samples paired with wine and a slice of your favorite to savor later. Limited Tickets Available Through April 20th
4:00 pm - 7:00 pm 3RD ANNUAL FEEBSTOCK ’24 April 27 @ 4:00 pm - 7:00 pm 3RD ANNUAL FEEBSTOCK ’24 A CONCERT FEATURING 50+YR OLD MUSICIANS AND BENEFIT. THIS YEAR RECEIPENT: GREATER GREENWOOD UNITED MINISTRYhttps://www.facebook.com/events/418408464232027/
6:00 pm Unite for Recovery 2024 April 27 @ 6:00 pm Unite for Recovery 2024 We are honored to present our 2024 Unite for Recovery Keynote Speakers, Tim Ryan and Jennifer Gimenez. These two extraordinary individuals stories of triumph over addiction resonate deeply with audiences worldwide. Tim, a former heroin addict turned national thought leader on addiction and mental health, alongside Jennifer, a supermodel and actress, have joined forces to…
8:00 pm - 11:30 pm Southern Style Supper April 27 @ 8:00 pm - 11:30 pm Southern Style Supper Join us for our Southern Style Supper, formerly known as the Seafood Bash! Indulge in a delectable spread featuring fish, chicken, and lowcountry boil. Tickets are priced at $40, available through Rotarians or conveniently online at rotarytickets.com for $42. Hurry, sales end on April 15th! Your participation supports local health, wellness, and special needs agencies,…
8:00 pm - 11:00 pm 3RD ANNUAL FEEBSTOCK ’24 April 27 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pm 3RD ANNUAL FEEBSTOCK ’24 A CONCERT FEATURING 50+YR OLD MUSICIANS AND BENEFIT. THIS YEAR RECEIPENT: GREATER GREENWOOD UNITED MINISTRYhttps://www.facebook.com/events/418408464232027/
6:00 pm - 10:00 pm THURSDAY IS CHESS DAY May 2 @ 6:00 pm - 10:00 pm THURSDAY IS CHESS DAY THURSDAY IS CHESS DAY "Chess Doors Open" from 6 pm to 10 pm. All are welcome to visit or drop in anytime. All ages, skill levels, and experiences are welcome and encouraged. Play OTB (over-the-board) on the original board of education! Bring a friend or make a friend. Free, Fun, and Family-Friendly. Play social-hobby-casual chess…
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm Greenwood Chess Club May 2 @ 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm Greenwood Chess Club Greenwood Chess Club free play. All ages and skill levels welcome.
5:00 pm - 7:00 pm First Fridays Abbeville, SC May 3 @ 5:00 pm - 7:00 pm First Fridays Abbeville, SC Come Dine in Downtown Abbeville, visit our shops, and get together with friends as we enjoy a night on the town with later hours, specials and a fun giveaway!
4:00 pm The Museum Derby Party May 4 @ 4:00 pm The Museum Derby Party Join us as we celebrate the 150th Run for the Roses! Games, viewing party and more! an evening of games, food, wagers, bourbon tasting, wine pull, a hat contest, a live stream of the Kentucky Derby and our very own “Horse Derby” relay! Tickets available online, by phone (864-229-7093), or at the Museum (106 Main…
April 2 @ 5:30 pm - 7:00 pm “A Long Walk to Church: The Camino de Santiago Today” by Dr. Carlos Mentley
The last one is something I’d expect to see in my local paper!
I love those. Funny stuff again.
These are really funny! Your website is great to look at to get some good laughs… I liked all the stretch vehicles too!
-NJ
And there you have it!
Who could possibly add anything intelligent to something already so erudite?
Especially the county ad.
Very wise placement of funds if you ask me. LOL
Hi Rob, hope you are well and still basking in the glow of your wonderful award!! 🙂
“See the dumpster get emptied on Thursdays”!!!???
Oh my gosh, sign me up for that one for sure! HA HA HA HA HA HA! 😀