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Pun intended

Just a little pun with words.

 

Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards.

 

Aversion: One side of a disputed story.

 

Bacteria: The rear portion of a cafeteria.

 

Bigamist: Fog in Italy.

 

Commentator: Undistinguished potato.

 

Debate: What lures de fish.

 

Fungi: A comedian – the life of the party (aka Joe-kster)

Geometry: what an acorn says when it is grown up.

Innuendo: Italian for Preparation H.

Paradox: Medical partnership.

Polygon: Dead parrot.

Wino: Opposite of “Why, yes.”

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?

A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets and urinals, leaving no clues. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, “We have absolutely nothing to go on.”

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

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