Just like silly signs and silly news, silly laws do exist in the United States. Regular citizens are helpless to resist the awesome power of silly laws to make us all smile. But there is one man who can protect us . . . Funnier than fiction, sillier than Superman – It’s Sillyman! – enforcing silly laws one state at a time.
Alaska No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
Arizona Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
Arkansas Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
California It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Colorado One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
Delaware Rehoboth Beach city law – One may not whisper in church.
Florida Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Georgia No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
Hawaii Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.
Idaho You may not fish on a camel’s back.
Illinois You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least $1 on your person.
Indiana Liquor stores may not sell milk.
Iowa Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
Kansas If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Kentucky Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.
Louisiana Spectators at a boxing match may not mock one of the contestants.
Maine You may not step out of a plane in flight.
Maryland Baltimore city law – It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies.
Massachusetts Bullets may not be used as currency.
Michigan You may not swear in front of women and children.
Minnesota Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
Mississippi Private citizens may personally arrest any person that disturbs a church service
Missouri Purdy city law – Dancing is strictly prohibited.
Montana It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
Nebraska It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are also brewing a kettle of soup.
Nevada Elko city law – Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask.
New Hampshire It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
New Jersey It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
New Mexico Idiots may not vote.
New York A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
North Carolina Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
North Dakota Beer and pretzels can’t be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
Ohio It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
Oklahoma People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
Oregon Dishes must drip dry.
Pennsylvania It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Rhode Island One must make a loud noise before passing a car on the left.
South Carolina Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday to ward off Indian attacks.
South Dakota It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Tennessee Driving is not to be done while asleep.
Texas Encyclopedia Britannica is banned because it has a formula for making homemade beer.
Utah It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.
Vermont At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
Virginia It is illegal to tickle women.
Washington It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich.
West Virginia All lollipops are banned.
Wisconsin At one time, margarine was illegal.
Wyoming You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.
These laws have been compiled from numerous sites. While they are all accurate to the best of my knowledge no guarantee can be made as to authenticity. Click For More Stupid Laws.